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by Monteria Ivey,Stephan Dweck

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ISBN:
0786882743
Author:
Monteria Ivey,Stephan Dweck
Category:
History & Criticism
Language:
English
Publisher:
Hyperion; 1 edition (February 14, 1998)
Pages:
176 pages
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Ivey and Dweck also wrote two books on pick-up lines called You're So Fine I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater . Baby, All Those Curves and Me With No Brakes : 500 New No-Fail Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women Feb 14, 1998. by Stephan Dweck, Monteria Ivey.

Ivey and Dweck also wrote two books on pick-up lines called You're So Fine I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater and Baby, All Those Curves. And Me With No Brakes. Other books include Laugh Your Ass Off: The Big Book of African American Humor and The Field Guide to White People.

Monteria Ivey, who combined urban brashness with a sensitive ear for the inflections of real people to.And Me With No Brakes,'' both published by Hyperion-Disney.

Monteria Ivey, who combined urban brashness with a sensitive ear for the inflections of real people to produce giggles and guffaws for live audiences, radio listeners and book readers, died on Dec. 13 in Manhattan. He was 41 and lived in Harlem. Mr. Ivey, Mr. Dweck and James Percelay wrote books about African-American humor, tracing its development from slavery to urban ghettoes. Their books were ''Snaps'' (1995), ''Double Snaps'' (1997) and ''Triple Snaps'' (1999), all published by William Morrow. Last year Crown published ''Field Guide to White People,'' also by Mr. Ivey and Mr. Dweck.

Scientists quizzed 650 women who lost their baby about their psychological state following the heartbreaking news. The physical miscarriage was a huge shock, one I was absolutely not prepared for and I will never forget it. I tried to 'move on' as advised. Almost a third of women suffered from post-traumatic stress a month later. Others were plagued with anxiety and depression, as well as feelings of guilt and shame. And 18 per cent of women studied still had PTSD nine months later, reliving their devastating loss through nightmares and flashbacks. Trying again' was full of anxiety that got worse when I fell pregnant for the third time.

With No Brakes 500 New No-Fail Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women

Baby, All Those Curves and Me With No Brakes 500 New No-Fail Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women. Stephan Dweck Monteria Ivey Queen Latifah (introduction). The kings of the put-down have conquered the pick up! The unstoppable comedy team that first came to national attention through the wild popularity of Snaps -hilarious one-line put-downs with a sharp urban edge – present a new, side-splitting collection of pick-up lines which testify to the crazy lengths men will go to get the attention of women – and vice versa Radio publicity.

No Brakes Lyrics: In the front seat sittin' shotgun, Sippin' starburst while we.

No Brakes Lyrics: In the front seat sittin' shotgun, Sippin' starburst while we bump bop-gun, On some throwback shit while we toast the night, No Goose motherfucker, we the top-gun, So we're. good The shit was utopic, so I'm focused I'm playing for the women, you can keep that trophy I don't need no shiny keepsakes You better pack light if you're trying to keep pace. If you're feelin' that shit say 'hey' Even if you got a red light still go Livin' your life, keep dodging that pain Why say yes when you really want to oh (drink this) Makeshift, fuck that matrix Tryna break free, no lines, no tracin' Free form, it was born in the basics Head in the clouds so you know that.

Well then, please start.

Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up? Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited. So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund. Well then, please start. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

All those curves, and me with no brakes! . Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes! Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! Did it hurt?

All those curves, and me with no brakes! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are those diamonds real? . Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Be unique and different, say yes. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes! Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! Did it hurt?

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More than 500 of the sharpest, funniest, most creative insults from an African-American comic art form as old as jazz and as cutting-edge as rap. Snapping affirms the power of the spoken word-of fighting with wits, not fists-and is being featured more and more in movies, sitcoms, sports, and stand-up routines.

The kings of the put-down have conquered the pick up! The unstoppable comedy team that first came to national attention through the wild popularity of "Snaps"--hilarious one-line put-downs with a sharp urban edge--present a new, side-splitting collection of pick-up lines which testify to the crazy lengths men will go to get the attention of women--and vice versa Radio publicity .
  • Jairani
Funny.
  • Jake
Garbage!!!